A duck walks into a pub and says to the barman: "Got any bread?"Barman says: "No."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No, we have no bread."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No, we haven't got any f*****g bread."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No, are you deaf, we haven't got any f*****g bread, ask me again and I'll nail your f*****g beak to the bar you irritating bird!"
Duck says: "Got any nails?"
Barman says: "No."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
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