Thursday, June 15, 2006

Strange Funnies

[1] If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.

[2] If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

[3] The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.

[4] A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.

[5] A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death.

[6] Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.

[7] The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.

[8] The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.

[9] The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.

[10] Some lions mate over 50 times a day.

[11] Butterflies taste with their feet.

[12] The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue

[13] Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.

[14] Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.

[15] A cat's urine glows under a black light.

[16] An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

[17] Starfish have no brains.

[18] Polar bears are left-handed.

[19] Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

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