Husband: (Returning late from work) "Good Evening Dear, I`m now logged in."Wife: Have you brought the grocery?
Husband: Bad command or filename.
Wife: But I told you in the morning!
Husband: Erroneous syntax. Abort?
Wife: What about my new TV?
Husband: Variable not found...
Wife: At least, give me your Credit Card, I want to do some shopping.
Husband: Sharing Violation. Access denied...
Wife: Do you love me or do you only love computers or are you just being funny?
Husband: Too many parameters...
Wife: It was a great mistake that I married an idiot like you.
Husband: Data type mismatch.
Wife: You are useless.
Husband: It's by Default.
Wife: What about your Salary?
Husband: File in use ... Try later.
Wife: By the way who was in the car this morning?
Husband: System is unstable. Press CTRL+ALT+DEL to reboot.
Wife: What is my value in the family?
Husband: Unknown Virus
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