Monday, May 15, 2006

Plane Crash


Once in America a plane crashed, only a monkey who was traveling in the plane was left alive. Fortunately the monkey was intelligent enough to understand our language and reply in actions. The officials went to see the monkey in the hospital and had a talk with the monkey.

Officer: When the plane took off what were the travelers doing?
Monkey: Tying their belts
Officer: What were the airhostesses doing?
Monkey: Saying Hello! Good morning!
Officer: What were the pilots doing?
Monkey: Checking the system
Officer: What were you doing?
Monkey: Looking for my people
Officer: After 10' minutes what were the travelers doing?
Monkey: Having beverages and snacks
Officer: What were the airhostesses doing?
Monkey: Serving the travelers
Officer: What were the Pilots doing?
Monkey: Handling the steering
Officer: What were you doing?
Monkey: Eating & throwing
Officer: After 30 minutes what were the travelers doing?
Monkey: Some were sleeping and some were reading
Officer: What were the airhostesses doing?
Monkey: Make up
Officer: What were the pilots doing?
Monkey: Handling the steering
Officer: What were you doing?
Monkey: Nothing
Officer: Just before plane crash what were the travelers doing?
Monkey: All were sleeping
Officer: What were the pilots doing?
Monkey: Handling the air hostess
Officer: What were you doing?
Monkey: Handling the steering.

No more Questions!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Hahaha...