Top 10 Most Stupid Questions

Here are the top 10 most stupid questions people usually ask in obvious situations:

1.) At the movies:
When you meet acquaintances/friends…
Stupid Question: Hey, what are you doing here?
Answer: Don’t you know, I sell tickets in black over here.

2.) In the bus:
A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet...
Stupid Question: Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer: No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia. Why don't you try again?

3.) At a funeral:
One of the teary-eyed people ask...
Stupid Question: Why, why him, of all people?
Answer:-Why? Would it rather have been you?

4.) At a restaurant:
When you ask the waiter…
Stupid Question: Is the "Buttered Chicken" good?
Answer: No, it’s terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occassionaly also spit in it.

5.) At a family get-together:
When some distant aunt meets you after years…
Stupid Question: John/May, you've become so big.
Answer: Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself.

6.) When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask...
Stupid Question: Is the guy you're marrying good?
Answer: No, he's a miserable, wife-beating, insensitive guy. It's just the money.

7.) When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call...
Stupid Question: Sorry. Were you sleeping?
Answer: No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa marry or not. You thought I was sleeping. Of course not.

8.) When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair...
Stupid Question: Hey have you had a haircut?
Answer: No, its autumn and I'm shedding.

9.) At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects in your mouth...
Stupid Question: Tell me if it hurts?
Answer: No it won’t. It will just bleed.

10.) You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman in your office asks...
Stupid Question: Oh, so you smoke.
Answer: Gosh, it's a miracle. It was a piece of chalk and now it's in flames!