Call Center Bloopers

1. I couldn't care a damn!
2. What's your next class before this?
3. Nothing in this world is perfect except the word "change"
4. Can you repeat that for the second time around once more from the top? (Ulitin natin hanggang mamatay tayo!)
5. My dad brought home a lot of hand-me-downs! (Translation: Daming pasalubong ng tatay ko.)
6. Standard and Chartered Bank
7. I'm very iterated!!! (Transalation: Galit ako!)
8. I'm sorry, my boss just passed away. (Translation: kakadaan lang ng boss ko.)
9. Hello, my boss is out of town. Would you like to wait?
10. What happened after the erection of Mayon Volcano?
11. Don't touch me not!
12. Hello? For a while, please hang yourself.
13. Its spilled milk under the bridge.
14. Don't change anything! Keep it at ease.
15. Hello McDo? Mag-i-inquire lang ako kung magkano ang kidneymeal?
16. You!!! You're not a boy anymore! You're a man anymore!
17. Out of fit ako these days eh. (Translation: Di ako nakakapag-exercise.)
18. Come, lets join us!
19. Bring down the house down!
20. I'm the world champion of the World!
21. Beneath the Belt!
22. Rule of Hand. (Thumb yata ibig sabihin)
23. Can you repeat it once again?
24. Mukhang haggard-looking.
25. Do you have more brighter ideas?
26. Halatang obvious naman yata
27. Well well well, look do we have here!
28. It's a no-win-win situation.
29. Burn the bridge when you get there.
30. Annulled and void.
31. Mute and academic.
32. C'mon let's join us!
33. If worse comes to shove.
34. Are you joking my leg?
35. It's not my problem anymore, it's your problem anymore.
36. You can never can tell.
37. Been there, been that.
38. Forget it about it.
39. Give him the benefit of the daw.
40. It's a blessing in the sky.
41. Right there and right then.
42. Where'd you came from?
43. Take things first at a time.
44. You're barking at the wrong dog.
45. You want to have your cake and bake it too.
46. First and for all.
47. Now and there.
48. I'm only human nature.
49. The sky's the langit.
50. That's what I'm talking about it.
51. One of these days is not like the other.
52. So far, so good, so far.
53. Time is of the elements.
54. In the wink of an eye.
55. The feeling is actual.
56. For all intense and purposes.
57. I ran into some errands.
58. Hi. I'm Bernard, what's yours?
59. What in the world is coming to?
60. What is the next that is?
61. Get the most of both worlds.
62. Bahala na sila sa mga batman nila.
63. Whatever you say so.
64. Base-to-base casis.
65. My answers have been prayered.
66. Please me alone!