Afraid of Heights?

What is height of Active Laziness?
Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk.

What is height of Laziness?
Adopting a child.

What is height of Craziness?
Getting a blank paper Xeroxed.

What is height of Forgetfulness?
Seeing the mirror and trying to recollect when you saw him / her last.

What is height of Stupidity?
A man looking through a keyhole of a glass door.

What is height of Honesty?
A pregnant woman taking one and a half ticket.

What is height of Suicide?
A dwarf jumping from the footpath on the road.

What is height of De-hydration?
A cow giving milk powder.