Four guys, one each from Harvard, Yale, MIT university and SANTA SINGH from Punjab University were to be interviewed for a prestigious job. One common question was asked to all 4 of them.INTERVIEWER: WHICH IS THE FASTEST THING IN THE WORLD?
YALE guy: It’s light, nothing can travel faster than light.
HARVARD Guy: It's the thought; because thought is so fast it comes instantly in your mind.
MIT guy: It’s blink, you can blink and it’s hard to realize you blinked.
SANTA SINGH: It’s loose motion.
INTERVIEWER: (Shocked to hear Santa's reply, asked) "WHY"?
SANTA SINGH: Last night after dinner, I was lying in my bed and I got the worst stomach cramps, and before I could THINK, BLINK, or TURN ON THE LIGHTS, it was over!
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